Mary Bell: Mr. Falzone, what's the fewest number of words you can use to get out that door?

Russell Bell: If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.

Russell Bell: I used to bowl, when I was an alcoholic.

Nick Falzone: You think the pilot's controlling this plane? That's scary.

Nick Falzone: To hold on to sanity too tight is insane.

Russell Bell: Thought is the enemy.
Nick Falzone: I know. I've been thinking too much. I had that thought actually.

Mary Bell: Are there people who find you charming?
Nick Falzone: Well they pretend, 'cause I try real hard.

Nick Falzone: [to Russell Bell] I'm going to see to it personally that you go down in flames!
Airplane Pilot: What?!
Nick Falzone: Not you!