Lara Croft: It's a clock. ...It's ticking.
Bryce: Oh, it's one of those ticking clocks, eh?


Hilary: A lady should be modest.
Lara Croft: A lady should.


Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.


Lara Croft: This is where I start to have fun.


Bryce: So, time to save the universe again then, is it?
Lara Croft: Absolutely


Bryce: Me bum's gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
Lara Croft: Really? That's fascinating.


[Lara sees the UPS man staring at the dilapidated house]
Lara Croft: I woke up this morning and I just hated everything.


Lara Croft: The all seeing eye.....


Lara Croft: Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?


Bryce: Well...that.. would be a...no.


Lara Croft: To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. To hold infinity in the palm of your hand, An eternity in an hour. William Blake.


[Manfred and Alex are entering the temple.]
Manfred Powell: Into the beast's mouth.
Alex West: And out the demon's ass.


Lara Croft: We have 83 rooms, why can't you live in the house?
Wilson: Well, I'm a free spirit me.


Wilson: He said my ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Well your ignorance has always amused me.


Head of Illuminati: If we don't get that piece then we'll have to wait another thousand years for another alignment.
Manfred Powell: I don't know about you but I'm not planning to give that much time to this company"


Bryce: This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!


Bryce: What's that smell?
Lara Croft: Five AM


Manfred Powell: Into the belly of the beast.
Alex West: And out of the demons ass.